I'll drink responsibly when there's a brand of...
When your mom is yelling at you through the phone.
If i wake up as a cat.
catsarepeople2: alexliciou-s: First, go back to sleep like a boss. After napping all day, i’d probably feast in a fancy manner. And maybe climb some shit. and do some trollin. and generally not give a fuck about anything ever again cat
Relationships are fucking headaches. I don’t see why people feel validated by...– Nastylikepunana (via nastylikepunana)
Girlfriend mad at me. Give her a hug to show her i...
peacefulfalling: That gif is just so darn cute
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
hoeyounotcute: peetaah: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.