June 2011
I'll drink responsibly when there's a brand of...
inameisalyssa:
When your mom is yelling at you through the phone.
lmaogtfo:
May 2011
If i wake up as a cat.
catsarepeople2:
alexliciou-s:
First, go back to sleep like a boss.
After napping all day, i’d probably feast in a fancy manner.
And maybe climb some shit.
and do some trollin.
and generally not give a fuck about anything ever again
cat
“Relationships are fucking headaches. I don’t see why people feel validated by...”
– Nastylikepunana (via nastylikepunana)
Girlfriend mad at me. Give her a hug to show her i...
peacefulfalling:
That gif is just so darn cute
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
hoeyounotcute:
peetaah:
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
